So i was thinking about developing a comedy stage name?

i am a stand up comic
i make jokes about being oddly multi colored because the odd mix of
apache, polish, and italian in me didn't seem to want to blend right,
poke fun at myself for being a big guy, and go on a semi-angry rant
every once in a while
i am usualy always upbeat though

any ideas?

and the apache is only like, 1/16th
i only include it because my forearms are dark red and reflect that
while teh rest of my body looks like mayonaise......
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